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QUIT FUCKING RIPPING US OFF, COLLEGEHUMOR AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE

2010-07-23 11:07:04 by tlgmedia

Whoo Whoo! All aboard the "People who have stabbed TLG Media in the dick" train! We've already passed South Park, Explosm, and Marvel Comics. Next stop: CollegeHumor!

Check out this article written by Owen Parsons titled "What's Underneath Justin Bieber's Hair?". Hey, what a completely original idea that nobody has ever thought of before! Wait, what was that animation that TLG Media put out a few months ago? If you said "Love, Mass Effect 2 Style" you're technically right but I was talking about "Justin Bieber's Forehead" stupid.

What the Shit Collegehumor? Do you have no idea how hard I toil and suffer to bring original, timeless content like speculating on Justin Bieber's haircut to the internet? And after all my blood, sweat and dedication you think you can just steal everything I've built from underneath me and pay me back by FUCKING ME IN THE ASS WITH A DILDO MADE OF MY OWN FROZEN VOMIT?

And I know what some of you with lesser intellects are thinking. "Duh, but Niraj, isn't it possible for two different people to come up with similar joke premises on their own? Duuhhh. DUUUUUHHHHH." First of all, shut the fuck up. Second of all, go blow yourself. Third of all, NO IT FUCKING ISN'T A COINCIDENCE AT ALL YOU STUPID DOUCHE. Not convinced that this is a conspiracy against me? I submitted JBF to Collegehumor back in March. Clearly what happened was someone at Collegehumor saw the animation and said to themselves "This is hysterical, but I'm too racist to let this receive any sort of recognition on our site. I know, I'll bury it on their user page and then just hand the concept to one of our Aryan writers!" THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED AND DON'T FUCKING DENY IT.

And now Owen Parsons gets all the glory while I get PEE IN MY FACE. "HAHA!" Owen chortles, basking in the vast reserves of wealth generated by Collegehumor ad revenue, "this idiot thinks he can achieve any sort of popularity by creating original material and submitting it to our glorious website? ENJOY WALLOWING IN OBSCURITY YOU SIMPERING FOOL! SOMEONE BRING ME A BOWL OF PUPPIES FOR MY LUNCH! AND PREPARE MY CRACK PIPE!"

-Niraj
Ted Loves Gingers

ps Watch me do stand-up! If you don't I'll cry and cry and you'll feel wicked bad after!

QUIT FUCKING RIPPING US OFF, COLLEGEHUMOR AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE


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FrozenFireFrozenFire

2010-07-23 11:15:37

That train sounds fucking fun I want on.

tlgmedia responds:

It's a dick-stabbingly good time!


TylerTyler

2010-07-23 11:18:38

his forehead comic is hideously done, also


SapphireSapphire

2010-07-23 11:27:01

TYPING IN CAPS HAS GOTTEN YOUR POINT ACROSS

tlgmedia responds:

I don't get it. What are you trying to say?


PerryPerry

2010-07-23 12:12:45

Bring down the white man! We shall rise up from the sand and take the world!


TooDAMNMuchTooDAMNMuch

2010-07-23 12:14:58

almost decent nerd rage post there.
you left out how it ties into the 9/11 and obama conspiracies though.


LazyMuffinLazyMuffin

2010-07-23 12:16:44

I don't know if you're kidding or not anymore.

(Updated ) tlgmedia responds:

TLG Media: Stretching the boundaries of reality since 2003.


conn1496conn1496

2010-07-23 12:35:17

God, stop whining, i'd be happy if they stole my idea, because it means 3 things.

1. You have great ideas.
2. They can' think of thier own ideas.
3. You can totally stub them out when they say "Yep, it was all our idea" by showing ppl the original.

And by the way, the animation is so freaking funny. =P
(But still, stop whining, who cares? really?)


I-smelI-smel

2010-07-23 12:41:53

You're a fucking idiot, also this Justin Bieber cartoon is just the fucking weirdest thing. Like that wasnt even funny, it was just gross.

(Updated ) tlgmedia responds:

Man, you're always so negative. Why all the hate?


turtlecoturtleco

2010-07-23 13:01:19

THEY TOOK UR JOB!!!


flunkedyflunkedy

2010-07-23 13:09:53

I dunno man similiar but I have to admit they executed it a bit better
I love most of your work but the justin bieber one wasn't great
this always happens to people
you think apple came up with the concept of a tablet pc?
no of course they fucking didn't they just made it look better (shinier)!

tlgmedia responds:

So CollegeHumor is the new Apple?


dh13flashdh13flash

2010-07-23 13:35:04

DEY TOOOK HIS JERB?


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2010-07-23 14:11:18

Took 'r Doob!


NeoncrotchNeoncrotch

2010-07-23 15:20:33

U mad?


iamgiriamgir

2010-07-23 15:29:50

ha you got owned in the dick and do you really think south park would copy your crap?


JPBJPB

2010-07-23 17:39:15

Ur over reacting a bit, Id say ur right with this one, college humor ripped u off, im not too sure about c&h, but marvel and south park defnitly didnt rip u off...


EgoraptorEgoraptor

2010-07-23 18:57:30

at least your stuff is considered college humor, people say my jokes are for 12 year olds.


PegasuPegasu

2010-07-23 20:26:04

STOLEN JEEEEEEEEEERRBB


IbeSmIbeSm

2010-07-23 21:04:25

DER DERK 'R DRRRRRRRBS!


Luxury-YachtLuxury-Yacht

2010-07-23 21:12:15

Well, to be fair, they sure as hell made the idea much more presentable and entertaining than you did.


ThundaboomThundaboom

2010-07-23 21:17:55

No offense, but you take the slightest thing on television or any popular corporation that has to do with your shitty cartoons and call it a rip off =/


flightchefflightchef

2010-07-23 21:25:55

....with a dildo made out of your frozen vomit....priceless! Totally agree though! Racist concept-swiping whores!!!


RockyusaRockyusa

2010-07-23 21:41:06

I kinda feel bad for you. You aren't well known in the internet, though known enough to be ripped off of original ideas. Lawsuit time.


speeddemon212speeddemon212

2010-07-23 21:53:12

You know what man I am totally with you but instead of bitching about it take action man! take em too court you might win. Sorry college humor I love ya but TLG media beat you to the punch and now you will have to pay!


TheSpicanatorTheSpicanator

2010-07-23 22:08:30

i have my pitch fork and tanning oil! lets do this!


bladestalker1570bladestalker1570

2010-07-24 00:36:58

Well im all for copy write issues and people stealing crap off of other people ( especially since colledge humor has already done this more then once ) but I just have to say that south park and Marvel definatily didnt rip you off man. South park is maybe possible but Marvel has been around since before most of us were born B| So i highly doubt they would steal some internet guys crap on a website... Also I doubt that explosm would take your jokes >< they are pretty original ( since i believe they are the creators of Cyanide and Happiness, A super popular web comic series way better then most of the crap youll find on here. The only thing reason able that I believe is the part about colledge humor. But much else isnt really even worth putting on this excuse for a blog.


NatetheGNatetheG

2010-07-24 00:39:14

Now, I no longer trust collegehumor.

Not even enough to capitalise their name.


KilgornKilgorn

2010-07-24 00:42:50

DEY TOOK IS JOKE!


godyousuckgodyousuck

2010-07-24 05:44:14

Alright, I had to write a comment because I feel like you're missing something here. First of all, I would argue that the spontaneous thought of 'What's under that fag's bangs?' could and has happened to thousands of comical people around the world. And the Lollipop King could easily have been thought up by anyone. I will concede C&H may, quite likely, have ripped you off as well as Marvel. However, you are getting too offended and reacting in the exactly opposite way that you should be. Let me elaborate. You clearly have great ideas. Ideas worthy of being stolen. I imagine the greater source of your indignation is that all the above alleged copy cats are getting PAID (and how) for their media, and you are not. So let's rethink your position, rather than beat a dead horse and try to feign offense at something that has been going on FOREVER (look at Carlos Mencia) try to get a position at one of these places that are getting PAID. Would you rather get your idea ripped off by South Park, or get paid BY South Park's producers to make your original idea a script? And in conclusion I had to giggle at your inclusion of racism into the formula, trust me, no one in the field of comedy cares if you're Aryan or not LOL. If it came down to anything, the color in question was green. They were like, hmmm, if we acknowledge his idea, we'll have to kick down for it. So let's just wait long enough for him to forget so we can steal it and not pay for it.


PaperWarioPaperWario

2010-07-24 07:10:48

Grr! I hate you because my opinion obviously counts on the internet! D:<


DarkKiranamiDarkKiranami

2010-07-24 14:02:43

Haha, I'm with you on this, yours was too hilarious for them to ignore like that. I didn't find that article funny, though the idea gave me a chuckle.


RetrospectiveRetrospective

2010-07-24 15:59:46

Welcome to the internet. You lost before you had the idea.


DETHman666DETHman666

2010-08-06 13:43:21

college humor is going down,ive got my friends that can seriously cause some damage >:D


kazumazkankazumazkan

2010-08-27 15:00:22

what


gasattack23gasattack23

2010-08-31 22:02:05

this is getting annoying... apparently four companies are ripping you off... take some ridaline


RYNOLRYNOL

2010-09-12 06:14:44

At least you got fucked in the ass by a dildo.

Hope that makes you feel better. :)