Marvel Digital Comics has a new title out called Hit-Monkey, which is about a monkey assassin in a suit. Which is a totally awesome, wicked super original idea. OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE TLG MEDIA DID THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING FIVE YEARS AGO.
Don't believe me? Go watch The East Coast Saints. Watch the scene with the assassin monkey. Notice the date it was submitted? GODDAMN 2005.
I swear to god, first South Park, then Explosm, and now Marvel is jumping on the "lets fuck TLG Media in the ass" bandwagon.
Do you have any idea how much blood, sweat and tears I poured into this script to come up with such original, groundbreaking ideas as "Monkey Assassin"? You think something as brilliant as writing the line "Assassin Monkey flips out and kills everyone" in the script and then forcing Chris to animate it just happens overnight? THAT SHIT TOOK FOUR YEARS OF HARD WORK AND DEDICATION.
Of course, Daniel Way and Marvel Comics sure as shit don't give a flying fuck and are more than happy to just steal our incredible, earth-shaking ideas for their own profit WITHOUT EVEN GIVING US THE CREDIT WE SO CLEARLY DESERVE.
Now that they have the weight of the Disney Corporation to swing around, Marvel can just fuck over anyone they want without fear of retribution. Daniel Way is probably sitting in his mansion right now, sipping his chalice of fine bourbon and laughing. "Haha!" he declares, "I'm already rich beyond my wildest dreams, but by stealing this wonderful idea I'll be even MORE wealthy, and those retards on the internet are powerless to stop me!" Then he cackles wildly as lighting cracks outside, and he immediately retires to his bedchamber to have an orgy with his stable of concubines.
Well I'M FUCKING ONTO YOU DANIEL WAY AND MARVEL COMICS. THIS SHIT WILL NOT STAND.
Too Late Gary
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"Hit Monkey"?... Wow, I didn't think Marvel Comics was that fuckin dumb.
i'm not ripping u off D:
please, he does not have a stable of concubines, since the economy tanked, he only has 23 now.
That's still 20 concubines more than me. I could get more if I wasn't so busy getting fucked over all the time.
LOL they replaced the "i" with a banana! That is waaaaay more clever than yours!
Seriously. "Monkey Assassin". It's an assassin, but he's a monkey! That's genius level comedy right there.
Reminds me of Murray The Monkey.
Nah, Murray did Martial Arts. That's entirely different.
Can't you sue them or something? I mean like in the simpsons?
sad, i'm on your side
yay for the internet!
The double guns is totally Hitman Agent 47.
Not to mention the sharp suit and gloves. Maybe Agent 47 is just a shaved monkey?
Just live with it dude, People go uncredited for original ideas all the fucking time. And not to mention yours was a low quality internet cartoon. And another point, Just because you thought of assassin monkey yourself, does not fucking make you the only person mentally capable of comprehending the idea of giving a monkey a gun and sending him around to kill.
So go ahead and hire a lawyer on your internet animator budget, I'm sure Marvel will feel threatened.
Easy for you to say. You've never created anything, let alone had it taken away by a large corporation with complete disregard.
I ASK YOU, IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW? "NO", SAYS THE MAN AT MARVEL, "FUCK NIRAJ AND HIS STAGGERING ORIGINALITY". "NO", SAYS THE MAN AT DISNEY, "WE WILL STEAL ALL OF NIRAJ'S WONDERFUL IDEAS AND CLAIM THEM AS OUR OWN BECAUSE FUCK HIM".
Anyone remember timesplitters? Monkeys with guns.
I can't believe how some people will believe in hyperbole... honestly, after x-ety years of the internet, some just refuse to learn the lesson...
And now you know, and knowing is half the [LAWSUIT].
Says the guys who's logo is a blatant rip-off DRI's "Skanker Man."
WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?!
Haha, at first I didn't think you were joking
Fuck Daniel Way; Wolverine Origins and his run on Deadpool are/were really mediocre.
Because Marvel loves TLG Media so much they have watched all their cartoons and stuff.
Get over yourself.
you should be honored actually
i feel bad for you. id be mad if people were ripping me off. i hope u sue them :D