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STOP RIPPING US OFF, EVERYONE ON THE GODDAMN PLANET

2010-02-18 11:07:16 by tlgmedia
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Marvel Digital Comics has a new title out called Hit-Monkey, which is about a monkey assassin in a suit. Which is a totally awesome, wicked super original idea. OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE TLG MEDIA DID THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING FIVE YEARS AGO.

Don't believe me? Go watch The East Coast Saints. Watch the scene with the assassin monkey. Notice the date it was submitted? GODDAMN 2005.

I swear to god, first South Park, then Explosm, and now Marvel is jumping on the "lets fuck TLG Media in the ass" bandwagon.

Do you have any idea how much blood, sweat and tears I poured into this script to come up with such original, groundbreaking ideas as "Monkey Assassin"? You think something as brilliant as writing the line "Assassin Monkey flips out and kills everyone" in the script and then forcing Chris to animate it just happens overnight? THAT SHIT TOOK FOUR YEARS OF HARD WORK AND DEDICATION.

Of course, Daniel Way and Marvel Comics sure as shit don't give a flying fuck and are more than happy to just steal our incredible, earth-shaking ideas for their own profit WITHOUT EVEN GIVING US THE CREDIT WE SO CLEARLY DESERVE.

Now that they have the weight of the Disney Corporation to swing around, Marvel can just fuck over anyone they want without fear of retribution. Daniel Way is probably sitting in his mansion right now, sipping his chalice of fine bourbon and laughing. "Haha!" he declares, "I'm already rich beyond my wildest dreams, but by stealing this wonderful idea I'll be even MORE wealthy, and those retards on the internet are powerless to stop me!" Then he cackles wildly as lighting cracks outside, and he immediately retires to his bedchamber to have an orgy with his stable of concubines.

Well I'M FUCKING ONTO YOU DANIEL WAY AND MARVEL COMICS. THIS SHIT WILL NOT STAND.

-Niraj
Too Late Gary

ps Watch Love, Mass Effect 2 Style! Don't not watch it, or else you might get cancer.

STOP RIPPING US OFF, EVERYONE ON THE GODDAMN PLANET


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I-smelI-smel

2010-02-18 11:17:13

"Hit Monkey"?... Wow, I didn't think Marvel Comics was that fuckin dumb.


chokeonitchokeonit

2010-02-18 11:23:06

i'm not ripping u off D:


skeletosskeletos

2010-02-18 11:25:49

please, he does not have a stable of concubines, since the economy tanked, he only has 23 now.

tlgmedia responds:

That's still 20 concubines more than me. I could get more if I wasn't so busy getting fucked over all the time.


TomFulpTomFulp

2010-02-18 11:26:40

LOL they replaced the "i" with a banana! That is waaaaay more clever than yours!

tlgmedia responds:

Seriously. "Monkey Assassin". It's an assassin, but he's a monkey! That's genius level comedy right there.


KrinkelsKrinkels

2010-02-18 11:39:25

Reminds me of Murray The Monkey.

tlgmedia responds:

Nah, Murray did Martial Arts. That's entirely different.


deuploadeddeuploaded

2010-02-18 11:48:41

Can't you sue them or something? I mean like in the simpsons?


NicKoLa93NicKoLa93

2010-02-18 12:14:05

sad, i'm on your side


LiLgLiLg

2010-02-18 12:17:43

yay for the internet!


LuisLuis

2010-02-18 12:35:26

The double guns is totally Hitman Agent 47.

tlgmedia responds:

Not to mention the sharp suit and gloves. Maybe Agent 47 is just a shaved monkey?


GrombieGrombie

2010-02-18 12:50:05

Just live with it dude, People go uncredited for original ideas all the fucking time. And not to mention yours was a low quality internet cartoon. And another point, Just because you thought of assassin monkey yourself, does not fucking make you the only person mentally capable of comprehending the idea of giving a monkey a gun and sending him around to kill.

So go ahead and hire a lawyer on your internet animator budget, I'm sure Marvel will feel threatened.

tlgmedia responds:

Easy for you to say. You've never created anything, let alone had it taken away by a large corporation with complete disregard.

I ASK YOU, IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW? "NO", SAYS THE MAN AT MARVEL, "FUCK NIRAJ AND HIS STAGGERING ORIGINALITY". "NO", SAYS THE MAN AT DISNEY, "WE WILL STEAL ALL OF NIRAJ'S WONDERFUL IDEAS AND CLAIM THEM AS OUR OWN BECAUSE FUCK HIM".


eehhzzeehhzz

2010-02-18 13:46:55

Anyone remember timesplitters? Monkeys with guns.


VertVert

2010-02-18 14:09:37

I can't believe how some people will believe in hyperbole... honestly, after x-ety years of the internet, some just refuse to learn the lesson...

And now you know, and knowing is half the [LAWSUIT].


KhawnerLKhawnerL

2010-02-18 14:12:00

lmfao


RitalyRitaly

2010-02-18 14:28:33

Says the guys who's logo is a blatant rip-off DRI's "Skanker Man."

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?!


BugBug

2010-02-18 14:45:53

people on the internet who think they are being ripped off make me laugh VERY HARD


SpiteSpite

2010-02-18 15:10:11

Haha, at first I didn't think you were joking


neo191996neo191996

2010-02-18 15:31:39

Motherf*ckers!!!


WoodenSneakersWoodenSneakers

2010-02-18 16:01:07

Fuck Daniel Way; Wolverine Origins and his run on Deadpool are/were really mediocre.


ArkreArkre

2010-02-18 16:08:32

Because Marvel loves TLG Media so much they have watched all their cartoons and stuff.

Get over yourself.


fede1920fede1920

2010-02-18 16:11:09

you should be honored actually


evanrubevanrub

2010-02-18 18:00:25

i feel bad for you. id be mad if people were ripping me off. i hope u sue them :D


DROID-TRONDROID-TRON

2010-02-18 19:00:00

Wasn't that SP the imagination land movie? I'm sure they were just trying to put lots of childish things in it (such as a 'lollipop king').


Speedjunkie713Speedjunkie713

2010-02-18 21:04:39

uh huh... well lets see, first only idiots buy that shit from marvel, so you can't have a go at them because they're idiots.
second everyone in that industry lacks originality now because EVERYTHING has been just about done? so they do steal ideas, i suppose you should feel flattered they stole this one
and third my motto is only complain if your going to do something about it!!! no point of bitching about it if your not going to do anything part from bitch?
sorry i'm a tad harsh but like to say.... well what i just said lol
have a nice day laters


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2010-02-18 23:44:17

I ripped a big one.


TheBoogleyTheBoogley

2010-02-19 00:10:53

dey stole ur interwebs? 8O


RealityVictimRealityVictim

2010-02-19 00:38:14

Well this isn't the first case I've seen of someone's work on NG being ripped off by some big corporation on the internet. But that just goes to show that compared to the good ol' days, those so called "professional writers" can't write worth shit so they have to steal ideas and make them their own. Oh, and the monkey thing probably has to do with Disney owning Marvel. Seriously, would Marvel do this shit otherwise? Disney is a bunch of company-raping nazi bastards who want to own everything and everyone. They ruin everything!

I say, do everything in your power to get them sued, and this could hit the news man. It would be great if they could be exposed for what they REALLY are. Sorry that alot of people don't give a shit but hey it's Newgrounds, alot of the people here are just ignorant and obnoxious lol. But it's nice to see some intelligent life forms.

Hoy this has been a long one, but I feelz ya man =( this is not cool at all....


ReseubianReseubian

2010-02-19 00:44:26

I. Fucking. Love. You. All your rants and raves are priceless, and how you react to others stupidity with more complete stupidity to counteract THEIR stupidity, is amazing, I love it. I also think that Marvel, is now bullshit, and can lick my balls, but, I will say, people everyday get ripped off and go uncredited (like others have said), it's just a sad reality, I've actually had it happen right in front of my eyes before. Fucking people. Also, your monkey is way better, sunglasses AND a nice hat? Marvel's looks like, well, Agent 47, but a fucking Baboon. Long story short, keep up with all your great ideas, and if they continue to get ripped off, well, you can have the satisfaction that whomever ripped it off essentially dropped to their knees and suck your balls.


RockyusaRockyusa

2010-02-19 00:49:35

Marvel was bought by disney, so it's disney's fault >.>
They ruin EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! >.<


CatalysteCatalyste

2010-02-19 01:43:51

Nothing big or special. If Marvel can come out with a silly title like Spider-Pig, then I don't think that coming out with a comic that's basically a cross between Hitman and and some Asian monkey to be that much of a huge jump.

Honestly. Put your panties back on.


GreyGreySilverGreyGreySilver

2010-02-19 02:31:01

Okay, you might be right about this one.

But the South Park and Explosm ones? Really?

South Park-The only thing that is the same is the concept. The art looks totally different

Explosm-Kinda a strech. Both have different styles and both had different intentions, and the only thing they copied was that there was a flying head

Besides, when people copy, you should be pissed but also a bit complimented that people liked you idea


gasattack23gasattack23

2010-08-31 22:00:18

starting to make me think by now your just complaining